This is my error screen. But let’s not let this time go to waste, here’s a joke:

A young lady was walking down the pier when she spotted what looked to be a pirate with all the pirate fixings - peg leg, hook, eye patch, you name it.

Fascinated, she walked up to him to investigate.

“Hey mister, are you a real pirate?”

“That I am, missy, that I am.”

“Wow! I’ve never met a real pirate before. How did you lose your leg?”

“Many years ago, my crew mutinied on me ship. After the slags made me walk the plank, a shark bit me leg off.”

“Holy cow! That’s incredible!” She looked to his hook. “How did you lose your hand?”

“Me second crew mutinied, too, and that dastardly bastard of a first mate cut off me hand with his saber.”

“Wow, you’ve had some really bad luck! How did you lose your eye?”

“Bird poop.”

“Bird poop?”

“Aye, bird poop. A bird had pooped in me eye, and it was the first day with me hook.”